Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,510 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (60/175 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/60 points)
Enter the gallery
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the badass way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/22 (10/515 points)
Complete the tutorial
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard